Greeting: "Sugar rush! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Let's get smashed on your birthday!"

Greeting: "Here's to the next! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "You don't have to be in shape… You just have to look in shape! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Hope your birthday is bearable."

Greeting: "With age comes maturity… eventually. Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "You haven't aged… and scientists are going to find out your secret sooner or later. Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "You're one in a chameleon. Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "On your birthday, you can forget your age… just don't forget your pants. Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "You may want to start adding more vitamins to your diet… chocolate and caffeine are considered vitamins, right? Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "It's devilish how good you look for your age. Happy Birthday, Hot Stuff"

Greeting: "All dolled up… and ready to party! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Beauty is in the eyes of the bee-holder. Wishing You a Bee-utiful Birthday"

Greeting: "Nappy Birthday! Hope it's great!"

Greeting: "Have a completely unimportant and not special day of the week."

Greeting: "You've finally reached that age when no matter what you do, you think: I should probably pee first. Happy Birthday"