$20.94 | 6 Cards & 6 Envelopes
(MSRP: $3.49 per card)
"Retirement will take some getting used to…for the first 30 seconds!"
Item 774-00852-000Retirement
Couple In Trailer Park
Greeting: "Retirement will take some getting used to…for the first 30 seconds!"
Watch Time Pass By
Greeting: "...to watch time pass by! Happy Retirement"
Closing Deals
Greeting: "...you’ll be kicking up your heels! Happy Retirement"
Typical Retiree
Greeting: "Typical retiree…Lots of drive. Lots of naps!"
Retired Grandparents
Greeting: "All you need for a successful retirement is a television and a remote control...for each of you!"
Nude Golfers
Greeting: "To think all these years you’ve been wasting your talents at work! Happy Retirement"
"Typical retiree… Lots of drive. Lots of naps!" At Northern Exposure, we have a handful of Retirement cards for any person, any age, and any time of the year! Welcome someone special to the world of collecting Social Security. They are sure to be celebrating every day like it's Saturday! Our Retirement cards feature an array of old wrinkly people, pugs, and butts. (Don't worry, they are just side-butts.) We know how long they've waited for this time in their life. Say Congratulations to someone that has been working their entire life and can't wait to see what being lazy is all about!