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Greeting: "On your birthday, you can forget your age… just don't forget your pants. Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "You may want to start adding more vitamins to your diet… chocolate and caffeine are considered vitamins, right? Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "It's devilish how good you look for your age. Happy Birthday, Hot Stuff"

Greeting: "All dolled up… and ready to party! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Beauty is in the eyes of the bee-holder. Wishing You a Bee-utiful Birthday"

Greeting: "Nappy Birthday! Hope it's great!"

Greeting: "Have a completely unimportant and not special day of the week."

Greeting: "You've finally reached that age when no matter what you do, you think: I should probably pee first. Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "May I distract you from the horrors of aging with this cute basket of puppies? Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Booze! Wait, wait...it's love. Yeah, love. (And a little booze doesn't hurt.)"

Greeting: "It's your birthday...strut your stuff! You've still got stuff, right? Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Some people get birthday cards full of money. Some don't. Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "A dandy good time! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Put your party tassels on. It's your birthday!"

Greeting: "This is the cheesiest card ever! Wishing you a gouda birthday!"

Greeting: "To celebrate your birthday I gathered together some friends from your childhood. Happy Birthday"