Greeting: "May I distract you from the horrors of aging with this cute basket of puppies? Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Booze! Wait, wait...it's love. Yeah, love. (And a little booze doesn't hurt.)"

Greeting: "It's your birthday...strut your stuff! You've still got stuff, right? Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Some people get birthday cards full of money. Some don't. Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "A dandy good time! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Put your party tassels on. It's your birthday!"

Greeting: "This is the cheesiest card ever! Wishing you a gouda birthday!"

Greeting: "To celebrate your birthday I gathered together some friends from your childhood. Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "You've reached that age when adventures…turn into dentures. Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Birthday wishes do come true."

Greeting: "I bought a few bottles of wine to celebrate your birthday. They were delicious."

Greeting: "You're entering the everyone can kiss my ass stage. Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Maybe birthdays don't like you either."

Greeting: "Another year sure does look cute on you. Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "May all your dreams come true ... especially the one where you can eat anything you want without the calories! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "She said someone...it's not me! Happy Birthday"