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Greeting: "I’ve hired you a pole dancer for your birthday."

Greeting: "I don’t know how old you are, but then I don’t know how old I am either! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Happy Birthday...and all that jazz!"

Greeting: "Drinks are on me! Let’s celebrate your birthday."

Greeting: "Don’t think of it as getting older. Think of it as approaching the back nine! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Attitude is everything! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "The older you get, the harder it is to clean the mirrors on the ceiling! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "When you wake up in the morning after your birthday, and the pig is lookin’ at you like this, don't ask what happened!"

Greeting: "Happy Birthday from both of us...the cute one and the smart one!"

Greeting: "Another birthday, and you still look fresh as a daisy!"

Greeting: "Don't count the days…Just make sure the days count! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "The higher the velocity, the fewer the wrinkles! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Happy Birthday from one hot broad to another!"

Greeting: "The older you get, the more you like to do things just because you can! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "As you get older, you have to deal with a lot of crap! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "We're trying to figure out how old you'd be in dog years. Happy Birthday"