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Dining In Lake

$20.94 | 6 Cards & 6 Envelopes

(MSRP: $3.49 per card)

"At your age, it's important to take in a lot of fluids. Happy Birthday"

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Plumber Wearing Thong

$20.94 | 6 Cards & 6 Envelopes

(MSRP: $3.49 per card)

"Happy Birthday to a man of many talents!"

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Little Girl Eating Oreo Cookies

$22.50 | 6 Cards & 6 Envelopes

(MSRP: $3.75 per card)

"Happy Birthday to a lady of exquisite taste and refinement!"

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2 Old Men Facing Each Other/Bare Belly

$20.94 | 6 Cards & 6 Envelopes

(MSRP: $3.49 per card)

"Who needs six-pack abs when you can have a whole keg? Happy Birthday"

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Wine Toasting Threesome

$20.94 | 6 Cards & 6 Envelopes

(MSRP: $3.49 per card)

"Great minds clink alike! Happy Birthday"

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Little Girl With Balloons

$20.94 | 6 Cards & 6 Envelopes

(MSRP: $3.49 per card)

"Put on your prettiest party dress and have the happiest birthday ever."

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Two Owls

$20.94 | 6 Cards & 6 Envelopes

(MSRP: $3.49 per card)

"Just thought you might like a birthday card with a nice pair of hooters on the front!"

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At The Pool

$20.94 | 6 Cards & 6 Envelopes

(MSRP: $3.49 per card)

"Let's not call it memory loss. Let's just say our thinking caps are on a little too tight! Happy Birthday"

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Little Girl On Beach

$22.50 | 6 Cards & 6 Envelopes

(MSRP: $3.75 per card)

"Aging is like a bathing suit...It creeps up on you!"

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Ugly Dog In Leather Jacket

$20.94 | 6 Cards & 6 Envelopes

(MSRP: $3.49 per card)

"Getting older means that things you don't want to stick out do, and things that you do, don’t! Happy Birthday"

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Elderly Woman W/Leg Up

$20.94 | 6 Cards & 6 Envelopes

(MSRP: $3.49 per card)

"Looks like someone’s been taking her calcium supplements! Happy Birthday"

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Women Walking On Beach (Back Facing)

$20.94 | 6 Cards & 6 Envelopes

(MSRP: $3.49 per card)

"We’re not old, we're just old friends! Happy Birthday"

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Men Flexing On Beach

$20.94 | 6 Cards & 6 Envelopes

(MSRP: $3.49 per card)

"Getting old ain’t for weaklings! Happy Birthday"

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Kitten Behind Tree

$20.94 | 6 Cards & 6 Envelopes

(MSRP: $3.49 per card)

"I’ve hired you a pole dancer for your birthday."

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Barefoot Toddler

$20.94 | 6 Cards & 6 Envelopes

(MSRP: $3.49 per card)

"I don’t know how old you are, but then I don’t know how old I am either! Happy Birthday"

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iPod Puppy

$20.94 | 6 Cards & 6 Envelopes

(MSRP: $3.49 per card)

"Happy Birthday...and all that jazz!"

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