All Occasions

Greeting: "When you wake up in the morning after your birthday, and the pig is lookin’ at you like this, don't ask what happened!"

Greeting: "Happy Birthday from both of us...the cute one and the smart one!"

Greeting: "Another birthday, and you still look fresh as a daisy!"

Greeting: "Don't count the days…Just make sure the days count! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "The higher the velocity, the fewer the wrinkles! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Happy Birthday from one hot broad to another!"

Greeting: "The older you get, the more you like to do things just because you can! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "As you get older, you have to deal with a lot of crap! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "This is what using protection means once you've reached our age! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "It's going to be a great day…I can feel it! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Does this hat make me look ready to party? Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Have a bright, sunshiny day! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Happy Birthday, hipster! (No, not the bearded, flannel-wearing kind…the hip-breaking kind.)"

Greeting: "Time to blast into another year! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "We wanted to be adults so bad…now look at us. Just look. Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Let's get this show on the road…time to celebrate you! Happy Birthday"