All Occasions

Greeting: "Great minds clink alike! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Put on your prettiest party dress and have the happiest birthday ever."

Greeting: "Just thought you might like a birthday card with a nice pair of hooters on the front!"

Greeting: "Let's not call it memory loss. Let's just say our thinking caps are on a little too tight! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Look at you...Lord knows it isn’t easy keeping things up at your age! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "At your age, it's important to take in a lot of fluids. Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Happy Birthday to a man of many talents!"

Greeting: "Happy Birthday to a lady of exquisite taste and refinement!"

Greeting: "Aging is like a bathing suit...It creeps up on you!"

Greeting: "Getting older means that things you don't want to stick out do, and things that you do, don’t! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Looks like someone’s been taking her calcium supplements! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "We’re not old, we're just old friends! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Getting old ain’t for weaklings! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "I’ve hired you a pole dancer for your birthday."

Greeting: "I don’t know how old you are, but then I don’t know how old I am either! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Happy Birthday...and all that jazz!"