All Occasions

Greeting: "Let's not call it memory loss. Let's just say our thinking caps are on a little too tight! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Aging is like a bathing suit...It creeps up on you!"

Greeting: "Getting older means that things you don't want to stick out do, and things that you do, don’t! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Looks like someone’s been taking her calcium supplements! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "We’re not old, we're just old friends! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Getting old ain’t for weaklings! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "I’ve hired you a pole dancer for your birthday."

Greeting: "I don’t know how old you are, but then I don’t know how old I am either! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Happy Birthday...and all that jazz!"

Greeting: "Drinks are on me! Let’s celebrate your birthday."

Greeting: "Attitude is everything! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "The older you get, the harder it is to clean the mirrors on the ceiling! Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "When you wake up in the morning after your birthday, and the pig is lookin’ at you like this, don't ask what happened!"

Greeting: "Happy Birthday from both of us...the cute one and the smart one!"

Greeting: "Another birthday, and you still look fresh as a daisy!"

Greeting: "Don't count the days…Just make sure the days count! Happy Birthday"