$20.94 | 6 Cards & 6 Envelopes
(MSRP: $3.49 per card)
"I'm positive it sucks! Well, that's a start I guess. Happy Birthday"
Item 774-01409-000All Occasions
Grumpy Boy
Greeting: "I'm positive it sucks! Well, that's a start I guess. Happy Birthday"
Elderly Woman Smiling
Greeting: "You may need something stronger to lift your boobs. Happy Birthday"
Dog Swimming
Greeting: "Stay afloat! Happy Birthday"
Kid Scientist
Greeting: "Scientific fact: People who have more birthdays live longer."
Sloth
Greeting: "Happy Birthday"
Elderly Couple Party
Greeting: "Sugar rush! Happy Birthday"
Girls With Cake Smashed
Greeting: "Let's get smashed on your birthday!"
Dog In Car
Greeting: "Here's to the next! Happy Birthday"
Elderly Women Jazzercise
Greeting: "You don't have to be in shape… You just have to look in shape! Happy Birthday"
Thirsty Bear
Greeting: "Hope your birthday is bearable."
Man On Playground
Greeting: "With age comes maturity… eventually. Happy Birthday"
Scientist
Greeting: "You haven't aged… and scientists are going to find out your secret sooner or later. Happy Birthday"
Iguanan
Greeting: "You're one in a chameleon. Happy Birthday"
Boy On Beach
Greeting: "On your birthday, you can forget your age… just don't forget your pants. Happy Birthday"
Lots Of Pills
Greeting: "You may want to start adding more vitamins to your diet… chocolate and caffeine are considered vitamins, right? Happy Birthday"
Devil Dog
Greeting: "It's devilish how good you look for your age. Happy Birthday, Hot Stuff"