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Pass on a Little Laughter with these 10 Thanksgiving Jokes

Thanksgiving is all about turkey, gravy and pumpkin pie! Okay, okay, we know it’s also a time to share our gratitude and thanks with the people we love. But that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun by splicing in some Thanksgiving jokes!

People love to receive cards in the mail. It shows them that you were thinking of them! Now add a punny Thanksgiving joke inside, and they will surely have acorn-y day! It’ll give ‘em pumpkin to talk about! (I apologize in advance if my jokes are lame. My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey…)

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Warning: these jokes might cause you to crack a smile and have a good day. Our unique cards are cheesy for not a lot of cheddar, and the jokes are only going to get string-cheesier. Feel free to turn back now.


Pass on a little laughter with these 10 Thanksgiving jokes everyone is sure to love:


What’s one thing that you’ll have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving?Thanksgiving JokesYou’ll both be stuffed!


What song should you listen to on Thanksgiving?Thanksgiving JokesAll About That Baste


What did Dad say when he was asked to say Grace?Thanksgiving JokesGrace.


What kind of ‘tude is appropriate at the family dinner?Holiday CardsGratitude


What’s something usually insulting, but not on Thanksgiving?Thanksgiving JokesA family member giving you the bird.


How did the salt and pepper welcome all the guests?Holiday CardsBy saying “Season’s Greetings!”


Why was the soup at Thanksgiving so pricey?Thank You CardsIt had 24 carrots.


Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
Thank You cardsTo prove he wasn’t a chicken.


What can you call your brother who falls asleep after dinner?Thank You cardsYour nap-kin.


Why did the turkey play the drums in his band?Holiday CardsBecause he already had drum sticks.


If you are still here, we applaud you for having a sense of humor. Northern Exposure understands how vital laughter is to get through the hustle and bustle of the holiday season.

Our Thank You cards are perfect for thanking whoever is cooking the turkey this year. Our Friendship cards are not only perfect to send as a Friendsgiving invite, but to remind your friends how much they mean to you during the holiday season. Northern Exposure’s fun Holiday cards are great for a more festive approach this Thanksgiving, or use a humorous Blank card to fit as many Thanksgiving jokes inside as you can. No matter which funny image you choose, everyone is sure to enjoy their memorable card from you!

Use Cyber November code EARLYBIRD for 10% off all holiday cards until Thanksgiving. Follow us on Instagram to stay up-to-date with our holiday puns, and don’t forget to pass on a little laughter this holiday season!

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