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Pass on a Little Laughter with these 10 Christmas Jokes

Christmas is all about presents, decorations, and Santa Claus! Okay, okay, we know it’s also a time to spend quality time with our family, as well as give back to the people in our lives. But what if these are the same people you see year after year? What if you’ve run out of excuses to tell your Aunt Ida about why you’re not married yet? What if your Dad just keeps dropping hints about wanting to be a Grandpa, but you’re perfectly content with your seven cats? Perhaps it’s time to splice some Christmas jokes into the holiday conversations!

Too shy to start reciting jokes like a stand-up comedy act? You can always write your jokes into some Christmas cards! People love to receive cards in the mail. It shows them that you were thinking of them! Now add a punny Christmas joke inside, and they will surely have snow much fun! Make a fa-la-la-la-lasting impression. It’s (orna)ment to be! (Snow on and snow forth…)

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Warning: Our yuletide cards are sure to make your family and friends laugh so hard that eggnog spills out of their nose. (Eggnog not included.)


Pass on a little laughter with these 10 Christmas jokes everyone is sure to love:

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?Christmas JokesSnowflakes.


Which of Santa’s reindeer needs to mind his manners the most? Christmas JokesRude Olph.


How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?Christmas CardsNothing. It was on the house.


What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Christmas JokesLost.


What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?Holiday CardsA meltdown.


What do you call an elf that can sing?Christmas CardsA wrapper.


What kind of linens to gingerbread men put on their beds?Holiday CardsCookie sheets.


What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? Christmas JokesA rebel without a Claus!


Why did Frosty’s wife ask for a divorce?DecemberHe was a total flake.


What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? Christmas JokesWait, there’s myrrh.


If you are still here, I give you a round of Santa-plause. Our Christmas and Holiday cards are perfect to send to everyone on your nice list this year. Sleigh the holidays with heartfelt photographs that even the Scrooges in your life will learn to love. Northern Exposure understands how vital laughter is to get through the hustle and bustle of the holiday season. For this reason, our greeting cards have two signature ingredients: vibrant photographs and animals wearing Santa hats!

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