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Retirement

Couple In Trailer Park

$20.94 | 6 Cards & 6 Envelopes

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"Retirement will take some getting used to…for the first 30 seconds!"

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Watch Time Pass By

$19.74 | 6 Cards & 6 Envelopes

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"...to watch time pass by! Happy Retirement"

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Closing Deals

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"...you’ll be kicking up your heels! Happy Retirement"

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Typical Retiree

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"Typical retiree…Lots of drive. Lots of naps!"

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Retired Grandparents

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"All you need for a successful retirement is a television and a remote control...for each of you!"

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Nude Golfers

$20.94 | 6 Cards & 6 Envelopes

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"To think all these years you’ve been wasting your talents at work!"

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Welcome them to the world of collecting Social Security with a bit of laughter thanks to a Northern Exposure Retirement card. Northern Exposure is one of the world's leading humor greeting card lines. Every Northern Exposure Retirement greeting card has two signature ingredients: vibrant photographs and witty sentiments! Ready to celebrate that time in life when every day becomes Saturday? Browse our funny Retirement card selection for the best in humorous photographic designs! With cards for all of life's special moments, you will always be able to connect with your family and friends in a memorable fashion - by passing on a little laughter! We may be in an era of e-cards, tweets and texts, but nothing is more appreciated than a funny handwritten card.